Why It's Unwise to Hire Relatives.

Boss: Do you live to give me shit everyday?
Employee: No, but that's a great question!
Boss: Alright, let's just put our cards on the table.
Employee: Can you beat a full house?

Bellevue, Washington

Posted on December 3, 2016
Bosses, Employees, Office Politics, Questions, Washington

That Was Fun, but You Just Made an Enemy for Life

Data entry worker #1: So I told her I need special glasses because of my stigmata.
Data entry worker #2: Your what?
Data entry worker #1: My stigmata.
Data entry worker #2: You have stigmata?
Data entry worker #1: Yeah.
Data entry worker #2: You suffer the wounds of Jesus?
Data entry worker #1: What?
Passing supervisor: She means her “astigmatism.”
Data entry worker #2: Like in my eyes.
Data entry worker #1: (laughs hysterically)

Bridgeton, Missouri

Overheard by: Ready for Jesus

Posted on October 28, 2016
Bosses, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Health & Hygiene, Missouri, Questions, Religion, Words

…I'll Probably Need a Short Nap to Recover.

Manager, finishing excruciatingly long presentation: Wow, I just way overblew my load!

Renton, Washington

Posted on October 25, 2016
Bosses, Compare and contrast, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality, Washington

3PM Easter Party

VP: This’ll be the director’s Easter present to you.
Coordinator: Oh, you mean I don’t get any eggs this year?
VP: No, you don’t.
Coordinator: Well, can you at least hide it so I can find it?
VP: Yes, we can do that.

900 Simpson Street
St. Paul, Minnesota