Bosses

Boss, discussing chances of gaining a particular client: There's a 100% chance, it's 50/50.

Financial District
Boston, Massachusetts

Boss, abruptly: Should I give this porn star money?

Los Angeles, California

Female boss: This link sends me to this other page with a link, and that link sends me to another page with a link back to the first page! There are so many links!
Male boss: “Linx” is a cat.

Newfoundland
Canadia

Overheard by: i love randomness

Boss: Why are we selling stuff we don’t know how to sell?!

139 Highland Street
Bruceton Tennessee

Overheard by: soon to be hired

Manager: We’re all inoperative here!

5760 East Highway 80
Pearl, Mississippi

Project manager: Can you look over a doc for me?
Engineer #1: Not right now. I'm reading about bestiality.
Engineer #2: What? Dude… Share the link!
Engineers #3 and #4: Yeah!

Alpharetta, Georgia

Coworker: You have a package on your desk.
Stressed-out boss: Is it ticking?

Navy Yard
Washington, DC

Boss, whispering loudly: What is that?
Startled employee, in normal voice: It's my green shirt.
Boss, still whispering loudly: It's embarrassing.

Fulton St
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: justanotherblazer

National sales director, about company Christmas tree contest: Fuck needy people. This is about Christmas!

Bonner Springs, Kansas

Associate attorney to boss: Hey! You're smiling! You must've killed a client!

Reston, Virginia

Overheard by: The Receptionist Hears the Darndest Things