IT to admin: If we don't stop probing we are going to get our Cox [internet service] cut off.
Suffolk, Virginia
IT to admin: If we don't stop probing we are going to get our Cox [internet service] cut off.
Suffolk, Virginia
Older female coworker to younger female coworker: That's the trouble with eating an apple at your desk, the juice runs down your chin and everywhere.
Tempe, Arizona
Overheard by: James
Sales guy on phone: I got it excited and pulled it out!
Greenwood Village, Colorado
Kid in front row: Wow! Did you see him headbutt the ball?
Kid's friend: I could see right up his nostrils. He had boogers!
Kid's mother: So this is why we got front row seats…
Sydney Football Stadium
Australia
Overheard by: Third row from the front
Female sales rep #1: It's just a huge banana. I can't stand them, they're too big.
Female sales rep #2: (laughs a little)
Female sales rep #1, annoyed: I said “bananas,” stop laughing! It's just that I'm used to smaller ones, those were just too big.
Female sales rep #2: (laughs harder)
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Boss: I'm allergic to nuts.
Secretary: I can hold nuts but I just can't put them in my mouth.
Markham
Ontario
Canadia
Admin on phone: You can go in the back door… It's a big back door and you've earned it.
Ottawa
Canadia
IT trainee: This technology stuff just isn't my thing… My bag… Oh! Raisins!
Atlanta, Georgia
Cube mate #1: Get some rest tonight. We have to look good in front of the boss at the charity bowl-a-thon tomorrow.
Cube mate #2: Are you bringing your balls?
Sugar Land, Texas
Cube dweller #1: You know when you go to put your hand on it, and it's not there?
Cube dweller #2: I hate it when that happens…
Leeds
England
