Office lady #1: I got porn in my e-mail again! I just opened it up and…whoa! Big surprise!
Office lady #2: How big a surprise?
Markham
Ontario
Canadia
Office lady #1: I got porn in my e-mail again! I just opened it up and…whoa! Big surprise!
Office lady #2: How big a surprise?
Markham
Ontario
Canadia
Office girl: I think someone brought in a mail-order nanny on penis cake day.
Scarborough
Canadia
Overheard by: C.note
Suit to friend: Nobody at work knows I have pierced nipples. Including me.
Fair Lakes, Virginia
Manager to salesperson: Why didn't you just go through the front door in the office?
Salesperson: Cause I'm a backdoor kinda guy!
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Woman with bandaged finger: Ever since I cut my finger, it’s been so difficult doing stuff…typing, getting dressed, eating…
Woman with missing hand: I can’t even imagine.
1515 Broadway
New York, NY
Distracted doctor: What did you say you inserted into her vagina?
1500 E. Medical Center Drive
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Jersey girl: It smells like foot in here!
Coworker: Just one foot?
1000 Harbor Boulevard
Weehawken, New Jersey
Co-worker #1: Hey guys, there’s a comedy show next week to benefit breast research.
Co-worker #2: Breast research?!
Co-workers #3 & #4: Breast research?
Co-worker #1: sorry, I meant breast cancer research.
Co-worker #2: That’s totally different!
685 Cathcart Street
Montreal, Quebec
Overheard by: Timmy O’ Toole
Boss: Could you tell me what your holiday vacation is going to be?
Employee: I will be taking 2 weeks off as I am having a problem with my vagina.
5 minutes later: a group email asking everyone to please email their schedule.
1755 Riverside Drive
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
I picked up a call that was on hold and the LA talent agent that was on the other end was muttering “with your dentures and your eyeliner, you dirty old bitch”.
41 Madison Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: Neal
