Guy at sink to guy at urinal: Any more than two shakes and you’re jerking off.
Men’s room, 14 Penn Plaza
New York, New York
Guy at sink to guy at urinal: Any more than two shakes and you’re jerking off.
Men’s room, 14 Penn Plaza
New York, New York
Sales rep to another: You know me–anal boy!
Baltimore, Maryland
Overworked peon: I told Julia to take a box cutter to your jugular if she saw you come in.
Boss: That's not nice!
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Soapnana
Manager; You don't stick your tongue on a 9-volt battery every day.
Boston, Massachusetts
First-time father of twins to female coworker: So, when do newborns open their eyes?
Coworker: Um…it's not like kittens, babies are born with their eyes open.
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Dea at work
HR rep: Oh, yeah…I was going to do that. But then I got distracted by the festive donkeys.
Brooklyn Center, Minnesota
Physician on phone: They throw darts at each other's butts?!
32nd St
New York City, New York
Sales agent: She can kiss my butt!
Manager: Oh, speaking of which…
Beacon Street
Newton, Massachusetts
Coworker to another while tweaking settings on their iPhones: Where's your colon?
Birmingham
England
Overheard by: Bex
Lawyer on phone: Well, he doesn't need his dick to go to work, does he?
Huntington, New York
Overheard by: Lady Lawyer
