Male coworker: I have a very lickable hand.
Raleigh, North Carolina
Male coworker: I have a very lickable hand.
Raleigh, North Carolina
Coworker #1: Did you hear I broke my shoulder?
Coworker #2: How are you able to walk?
Saugerties, New York
Clueless HR rep: These are all in order, I'm a little anal when it comes to sorting…
Perky HR rep: Thanks. (pause) Yay! I love anal!
Overland Park, Kansas
Male coworker: What are those? Are they thighs?
Female coworker: No, they’re breasts. Ginormous breasts!
555 West 57th Street
New York, New York
Overheard by: Lindsay
Supervisor: He hasn't been coming to work because he is an alcoholic.
Coworker: I know what that feels like. Last week I was drinking for a while in my yard and I totally pissed my pants. I had to wash them.
San Diego, California
Boss: No, you can't hump Bill's leg.
Underling: Dammit!
Mound Court
Merrimack, New Hampshire
Female coworker, as free surprise deep-dish pizza is brought into office: Damn! Why did I choose today to bring a salad!?
Male coworker: Girl, you better toss that salad! I mean, throw it away!
Chicago, Illinois
HR, whispering: These are your nuts, but I am going to eat them…
Marlborough, Massachusetts
Female suit to another: I don't mind the dude with extra fingers making my tamales.
Victoria, Texas
Engineer, referring to disk gun: I think I'd rather take it in the ass.
(office mates burst into giggles)
Engineer: No! I mean get shot in the ass.
(more giggles)
Engineer, exasperated: That came out wrong…
Berlin Turnpike, Connecticut
