Just When I Learned to Tell Time, Too

Bimbette: I hate that I have to memorize a new date everyday.

Monroe and LaSalle Street
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on April 14, 2015
Bimbettes, Gripes, Illinois

And Why Can’t They Control Their Tendency to Generalize?

Asian girl hanging up phone: Why can’t Asian people speak English?!

133 East 13th Street
New York, New York

Posted on April 12, 2015
Bimbettes, Language barrier, New York

Did It Rob a Convenience Store?

Cute chick holding up water bottle: Has this water gone bad?

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: only cause i peed in it

Posted on April 10, 2015
Bimbettes, Canadia, Health & Hygiene, Meals and Snacks, Questions

Trying to Turn on the Wheels in Her Brain Is the Hard Part

Blonde peon #1: My husband just texted me to tell me to turn on my all-wheel drive. He must think I’m an idiot.
Blonde peon #2: Well, it is icy.
Blonde peon #1: I mean, I only have four-wheel drive.

18th and Oak Streets
Kansas City, Missouri

Posted on April 6, 2015
Bimbettes, General Idiocy, Missouri

Not Physically Possible? Someone’s Never Read the Bible

Office girl #1: Is it raining out?
Office girl #2: No way, it’s sunny! Unless it a sun shower.
Office girl #1: A sun shower is not physically possible.
Office girl #2: Ummm, you’ve never seen it rain while the sun’s out?
Office girl #1: Oh, I thought you meant literally, like giant balls of fire falling from the sky…

Michigan

Overheard by:

Posted on April 1, 2015
Bimbettes, General Idiocy, Michigan

If At First You Don’t Succeed, Lower Your Standards

Drunk chick: Hey, bartender! Did anyone ever tell you you look like Luke from Gilmore Girls?
Bartender: No. What’s Gilmore Girls?
Drunk chick: It’s a show on TV. You should look it up. [To guy standing next to her] Hey, you look like this guy in this porn I have!

Dickson Street
Fayetteville, Arkansas

Overheard by: laughing into my beer

Posted on March 29, 2015
Arts, Bimbettes, Blue Collar, Dumb Customers, Physical Appearance, Sexuality, Substance Use & Abuse

They Could, but They Don’t Have To

Blonde #1: I think Starbucks made the fire alarm go off in our building so that everyone from our building would go there and get a coffee.
Blonde #2: Oh my god, can they do that?

West 6th Street
Cleveland, Ohio

Posted on March 15, 2015
Bimbettes, General Idiocy, Ohio

West of the West Bank

Blonde hostess: So, I started saying, ‘Oy’ all the time this summer, and someone asked me where that word came from. I think it must just be a midwestern thing to say, huh?

Ames, Iowa