More of a City-State Than a Country

Office girl #1: But I thought he was, like, Mexican or Brazilian or something.
Office girl #2: No, he’s Filipino.
Office girl #1: Oh, so, like… Um…
Office girl #2: It’s like half-Mexican, half-Chinese.
Office girl #1: But he’s gay, right?
Office girl #2: Definitely — all gay.
Office girl #1: He’s from Gay Land!

Ad agency
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Half-Offended-Half-Laughing

Posted on August 18, 2022
Bimbettes, Canadia, Gossip

And of Course He Was There at the Time

Bimbo: She really didn’t betray him other than sleeping with someone else.

1300 Riverside Avenue
Fort Collins, Colorado

Overheard by: dazed and confused

Posted on August 4, 2022
Bimbettes, Colorado, General Idiocy, Gossip, Relationships

If You Get One of These, Just Regift It

Guy: That’s because you broke it!
Hot blonde: I know, I totally put it in the wrong hole.
Guy: You should be more careful.
Hot blonde: I added more liquid, but I get no smoke.
Guy: Did you make sure to re-insert the thingie?

80 Grasslands Avenue
Elmsford, New York

Overheard by: Bored Beyond Belief

Posted on May 18, 2022
Advice, Bimbettes, Coworkers, Gripes, New York, Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions, Words

Now I Just Work, Go Home, and Cry Myself to Sleep

Girl: I gave up dick for lent.

Jericho, New York

Posted on January 13, 2022
Bimbettes, Body Parts, New York, Sexuality

Time to Prepare for That Eventuality

Teen girl: If I don’t get an A on this English test I’m going to be even screwed-er.

High school
Sterling, Virginia

Overheard by: The Mean Teacher

Posted on August 7, 2021
Bimbettes, Gripes, Virginia

Godless Liberal Pacifists That They Are

Office girl #1 while watching the patriots vs colts game: Who are you rooting for?
Office girl #2: New England.
Office girl #1: Hey, where is New England, anyway?
Office girl #2: Ummm, it’s a region up North.
Office girl #1: Oh, I knew it was in Canada somewhere!

Woodbridge, Virginia

Overheard by: Sara

Posted on July 9, 2021
Bimbettes, General Idiocy, Virginia

Well, At That Point a Small Night Demon Gets Onto a Treadmill Under the Hood…

Dude: If you really want to save money on gas then you should get a hybrid car.
Chick: Hybrid? Does that mean it runs on electricity?
Dude: Uh…yeah
Chick: Well what happens when the sun goes down?

317 West Main Cross Street
Findlay, Ohio

Overheard by: Crut

Posted on June 22, 2021
Bimbettes, General Idiocy, Ohio, Questions

In My Defense, I Also Talk about Sex All Day Long

Chick: Dude, you’re such a poser. You talk about food all day long and then go home and eat salad. You’re not a real fatty like me. Talk to me when you join the club.

500 West 4th Street
Winston-Salem, North Carolina