Of Course They’re Expensive –They’re Moloko Dispensers

Hick girl #1: Look, I’m just saying, that bitch was a bitch.
Hick girl #2: She is such a bitch.
Hick girl #1: I know. And her costume wasn’t even funny.
Hick girl #2: I don’t think they’re supposed to be funny. I think they’re supposed to be scary.
Hick girl #1: Her tits are scary.
Hick girl #2: She’s always showin’ her tits. I don’t wanna see them scary-ass tits.
Bitch: My tits are expensive, you stupid hick bitches.
Hick girl #1: Why didn’t you say you were in there, bitch? God, you’re a bitch.
Hick girl #2: Bitch.

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on December 27, 2022
Bimbettes, Body Parts, Comebacks, Gossip, Health & Hygiene, Insults, Tennessee

Yeah, but My Head’s Not Full Yet

Office girl #1: I want to start reading more books.
Office girl #2: Didn’t you just read yesterday?

11940 Jollyville Road
Austin, Texas

Posted on November 3, 2022
Bimbettes, Questions, Texas

Why Not Both?

Hot office chick: So, do you think I should come in early? Or do you think I should come when I'm done?

Scottsbluff, Nebraska

Posted on September 20, 2022
Bimbettes, Nebraska, Questions, Sexuality

5PM That’s a Wrap

Worker: Crap. It’s Wednesday afternoon and I already have Friday brain.

842 South 2nd Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on September 8, 2022
Admins, Bimbettes, Bosses and Underlings

He Would’ve Just Used Them for Sex… Oh, Wait.

Bimbette employee: I mean, like, if you gave Thomas Jefferson the Internet, he totally wouldn’t have freed the slaves.

Department store
New Hartford, New York

Overheard by: Jenn

Posted on August 29, 2022
Bimbettes, General Idiocy, New York

More of a City-State Than a Country

Office girl #1: But I thought he was, like, Mexican or Brazilian or something.
Office girl #2: No, he’s Filipino.
Office girl #1: Oh, so, like… Um…
Office girl #2: It’s like half-Mexican, half-Chinese.
Office girl #1: But he’s gay, right?
Office girl #2: Definitely — all gay.
Office girl #1: He’s from Gay Land!

Ad agency
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Half-Offended-Half-Laughing

Posted on August 18, 2022
Bimbettes, Canadia, Gossip

And of Course He Was There at the Time

Bimbo: She really didn’t betray him other than sleeping with someone else.

1300 Riverside Avenue
Fort Collins, Colorado

Overheard by: dazed and confused

Posted on August 4, 2022
Bimbettes, Colorado, General Idiocy, Gossip, Relationships

If You Get One of These, Just Regift It

Guy: That’s because you broke it!
Hot blonde: I know, I totally put it in the wrong hole.
Guy: You should be more careful.
Hot blonde: I added more liquid, but I get no smoke.
Guy: Did you make sure to re-insert the thingie?

80 Grasslands Avenue
Elmsford, New York

Overheard by: Bored Beyond Belief