So Much Nicer Than the Blocking

Female legislator: I love professional ball players. They, uh… tackle well.

20 Legislative Plaza
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on May 31, 2016
Bimbettes, General Idiocy, Tennessee

11AM Coffee Break

Woman #1: So we went shopping this weekend and I found the perfect dress but the chest part was too small.
Woman #2: You would think with boob jobs being so popular that they would just make tops bigger.
Woman #1: Yeah, just like SUVs.

2800 28th Street
Santa Monica, California

Posted on May 19, 2016
Bimbettes, California, Health & Hygiene, Physical Appearance

Only Less Preachy

Bimbette reading back of Animal Farm: Wait… This is just like Charlotte’s Web!

Book store
Richmond, Virginia

Overheard by: Really?

Posted on May 18, 2016
Bimbettes, General Idiocy, Virginia

The Klan Has Fallen on Hard Times

Ghetto girl on cell: Whitey snuck into my apartment and set my alarm clock off by 12 hours! I ain’t never snuck into no white person’s house and put poison in they’re food! But Whitey’s oppressin’ me. Whitey snuck into my apartment while I was in the shower and stole my underwear! While I was in the shower!

545 Bus
Outside Seattle, Washington

Posted on February 14, 2016
Bimbettes, Crazies, Gripes, Health & Hygiene, Race, Washington

1PM Lunch

Co-worker #1: I think the pills of my dreams would allow me to eat whatever I wanted and never get above a size 4.
Co-worker #2: Those already exist. They’re called laxatives.

147 Columbus Avenue
New York, NY

Overheard by: Jess

Posted on October 9, 2015
Bimbettes, Coworkers, Diet & Weight, General Idiocy, New York

It Means God Leaves Us Alone and We Do Likewise

Former Mormon chick: I’m not really into religion anymore.
Dude: Oh, yeah?
Former Mormon chick: Yeah. I think I’m a Deist.
Dude: That’s interesting.
Former Mormon chick: I need to research what that means, though.

Salt Lake City, Utah