Co-worker #1: I think the pills of my dreams would allow me to eat whatever I wanted and never get above a size 4.
Co-worker #2: Those already exist. They’re called laxatives.
147 Columbus Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: Jess
Co-worker #1: I think the pills of my dreams would allow me to eat whatever I wanted and never get above a size 4.
Co-worker #2: Those already exist. They’re called laxatives.
147 Columbus Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: Jess
Former Mormon chick: I’m not really into religion anymore.
Dude: Oh, yeah?
Former Mormon chick: Yeah. I think I’m a Deist.
Dude: That’s interesting.
Former Mormon chick: I need to research what that means, though.
Salt Lake City, Utah
Manager: So, the meeting is cancelled.
Office hoochie: And I put a clean thong on for this!
1950 Broadway
Oakland, California
Overheard by: mcbutters
Graphics editor: Did she get a makeover?
Producer who yelled at me for no reason: Uh…she’s got a different outfit.
12 W. 27th Street
New York, NY
Blonde: I was thinking, this is totally the time to invent something new and make a ton of money…my problem is that I can’t think of anything new.
2424 Burton Street
Grand Rapids, Michigan
Blonde on cell: Yeah, well, I didn’t think I could either ’cause I was on those antibiotics, but he said I could, so that’s cool.
Elevator, large insurance company
Bloomington, Illinois
Overheard by: even that was too much information for me
Chick #1: That’s a really nice dress. How much did it cost?
Chick #2: Oh, um, $3500.
Chick #1: $3500! For a sun dress?!
Chick #2: Oh! You said “dress.” I thought you said “breasts.”
3200 Fifth Avenue
Sacramento, California
Overheard by: Snarfed my Soda
Clerk: What is your occupation, ma’am?
Girl: Umm, a co-worker.
1 S. Maple Street
Jamestown, Ohio
Girl #1: What country is Paul* from?
Girl #2: He’s Albanian. [Girl #1 is silent.] You know… Albania?
Girl #1: Isn’t that where all the albinos come from? I didn’t know Paul was albino!
Copperfield College
Melbourne
Australia
Bimbette: I’m not a flaming liberal. I think you should be able to kill any animal you want… and eat it, too!
135 Baltimore Street
Hanover, Pennsylvania
