Coworker #1: There were two worms fornicating in my yard last night.
Coworker #2: Um, worms are asexual.
Coworker #3: Just because they're asexual doesn't mean they can't have fun!
Jenkintown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: I Love My Job
Coworker #1: There were two worms fornicating in my yard last night.
Coworker #2: Um, worms are asexual.
Coworker #3: Just because they're asexual doesn't mean they can't have fun!
Jenkintown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: I Love My Job
Police officer: He's talking to ducks.
Dispatcher: Ducks? As in quack-quack duck?
Police officer (very perky): 10-4!
Dispatcher: How many ducks is he talking to?
Police officer: Uh…just one that I can see.
Huntsville, Alabama
Overheard by: Niki
Employee to another: So she lost her two front teeth saving the potbellied pig jumping in the pool.
Silver Spring, Maryland
Blonde in next cubicle: It's especially sad when turtles get killed. I mean, aren't they like really wise and live for hundreds of years or something?
Toronto
Canadia
Cashier, over intercom: Brian to the front desk, please.
Not Brian, over intercom: Meowwwww?
Wheaton, Maryland
Overheard by: I don't think that was Brian.
Manager: We need a picture of the tiger playing with his ball.
Peon: Yea, that would be great.
Manager: People would say this is the best webcast ever.
Peon: People would say, “That's cool, look at the tiger playing with his ball.”
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Overheard by: WaitingForWork
Sales guy on phone with prospect: Yeah, well, then you get confused and don't know what to do and you're like a deer with headlights.
William St
New York City, New York
Office drone #1: So, I jumped the shark.
Office drone #2: You what?
Office drone #1: I jumped the shark. It's when…it's a metaphor, look it up on the internet.
Office drone #2: So, there was a shark?
42nd & 3rd Ave
New York City, New York
Coworker #1: Yes, I am so sick of this dog… and I haven't even taken it home yet.
Coworker #2: Wait until it starts peeing and pooping all over the place. Puppies do that until you get them trained.
Coworker #1: I wish it could just watch a tape and be trained.
River Road
Conshohocken, Pennsylvania
