Manager: So, you're still doing the panda.
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Animal Lover
Manager: So, you're still doing the panda.
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Animal Lover
Female coworker, showing toy pig to little girl: Hey, look, this is a kissing pig. Have you ever been kissed by a pig before?
Little girl: No.
Female coworker: I have.
Bloomington, Indiana
Overheard by: Michele
Building super: Never ride the warlock's steed.
Vancouver
Canadia
20-something small-town girl to co-workers: Do rabbits breastfeed?
(coworkers are silent)
20-something small-town girl: And cats? Do cats even have nipples? I've never noticed.
Saskatchewan
Canadia
Office worker #1: Guess what I have?
Office worker #2: Herpes?
Office worker #1: No, actually I have a Snapple lid with random fact #1, can you believe it? The first snapple fact! “Goldfish only have an attention span of 3 minutes.”
(silence)
Office worker #3, a row away: If you had herpes, that would have been more interesing.
Office worker #1: Go to hell.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/goldfish.html
Overheard by: e c.
Worker #1: We grilled chicken hearts the other night.
Worker #2: Really? Like, how big are they?
Worker #1, gesturing: Not very. We have to make several skewers full because they are so little.
Worker #2: Do you even know how many chickens it takes to get one heart? Poor things!
Virginia
Coworker #1: Look at this guy, he's all dressed up today. What a fag!
Coworker #2: I was gonna wear jeans, but my dog jumped all over me this morning.
Coworker #1: You got a tie under there too? Jesus Christ, what a fag!
Bedford, Massachusetts
Male: There was a mouse in the trap, did you want to see it?
Female: Not really. I guess I could have given it mouth-to-mouse.
Male: Hahaha! Have you had any mice?
Female: No, there hasn't been any activity in my drawers. Oh! That sounded bad.
Ogden, Utah
Overheard by: Connie
Grandmotherly woman #1: Then you sit the chicken down so that the open beer can goes up its ass.
Grandmotherly woman #2: Well, I sure hope it doesn't have hemorrhoids…
Middltown, Connectict
Overheard by: I just lost my appetite
Boss to office: First it looks like we're sending things to Iowa, then we've got pet hamsters in here… This place is falling apart!
Santa Clara, California
