Coworker: It's like looking at livestock. Bull walks by? Oh, it's a bull. Cow walks by? Oh, it's a cow. Lady Gaga walks by? Oh, it's Lady Gaga without her pants again!
Australia
Coworker: It's like looking at livestock. Bull walks by? Oh, it's a bull. Cow walks by? Oh, it's a cow. Lady Gaga walks by? Oh, it's Lady Gaga without her pants again!
Australia
Loud finance lady on the phone: Oh, so you're a bear? I never would have guessed.
Stratford, Connecticut
Boss: You never know which way a frog is going to jump until you punch him.
Spokane, Washington
Overheard by: Nate
Female employee: I'm not really doing anything except drinking caffeine in my office and looking at unicorn websites. I found a unicorn name generator…
Denver, Colorado
Admin: Well, it's not every day that you see a pig being chased by a monkey.
Clerkenwell Road
London
England
Overheard by: Murray
Maniac: Come in, I won’t bite anymore.
Worker: …Won’t bite…anymore?
Maniac: I usedta work at a veternarian. He usedta lock me up with the animals in a cage! When they’d bark, the only way to get them to stop was to bark at them. And bite them–on the ear!
708 Broadway elevator
New York, NY
Overheard by: Kevin Davidson
Coworker on phone: It's a shoe… or a snake.
Lawrence, Kansas
Office admin: I'm no one's monkey! My dances are spontaneous!
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: snapszen
