Now, If You’d Just Be Kind Enough to Turn Your Back?

Eager coworker: I took a candy bar from you yesterday, but I didn’t have a dollar. And I want to take one again today.

Wausau, Wisconsin

Posted on July 9, 2015
Coworkers, Default, Meals and Snacks, Money, Offers and requests, Weirdness, Wisconsin, Wishes

As The Village People Will Explain

Coworker, about military uniforms: When you look at young sailors, you can tell the ones who polish and the ones who don't.

Madison, Wisconsin

Posted on June 30, 2015
Age and ageing, Coworkers, Philosophy, Weirdness, Wisconsin

From the Best-Selling Tuesdays with Moron

Smoking coworker, making a cigarette “dance”, singing: It's that time again, time for a kiss with my smoky friend.
Receptionist: Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Smoking coworker: Actually, I was!

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Amused

Posted on June 29, 2015
Accidents, Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Receptionists, Smoking, Wisconsin

Barnes and Noble Are Two Separate Guys

Manager on phone: Yes sir, I'm aware that the auto-message is in two different voices. No sir, I did not think that people would be confused…I'm sorry you feel that way, sir.

Barnes & Noble
Greenfield, Wisconsin

Overheard by: darkhorse

Posted on June 21, 2015
Bosses, Feelings, General Idiocy, On the phone, Wisconsin

Okay, but No Toddler-Punching This Time, Daphne

Coworker #1: Yes, we are going to go to McDonald's.
Coworker #2: Oh! Can I come? I'll get my socks so I can go on the slide.

Appleton, Wisconsin

Posted on May 30, 2015
Clothes, Coworkers, Meals and Snacks, Questions, Weirdness, Wisconsin, Wishes

But I’m Watching You, Pal

Security guard: Um, we have a problem here.
Traveler: And what might that be?
Security guard: Do you have any other form of identification? Your driver’s license is expired.
Traveler: No, it’s not… this is 2006.
Security guard: You may pass.

General Mitchell Airport
Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Feeling Secure