I'm Sick and Tired Of Hearing About Bush

Female coworker #1: I really need to cut back on my caffeine.
Female coworker #2: Yeah, me too.
Female coworker #1: No, I really need to stop. Whenever I go out with my running group, I always need to pull over and shit in the bushes. Y'know, because of the caffeine.
Female coworker #2: (tries unsuccessfully to hide disgust)
Female coworker #1: What? It's totally natural.
Male coworker: Why can't there be more men in this department?

New York City, New York

Overheard by: Had to stop eating my lunch

Posted on July 5, 2015
Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Meals and Snacks, New York, Questions, Weirdness

Um, Remember When You Asked to Borrow My Little Comb?

Lady #1: My dad doesn’t have crabs anymore.
Lady #2: Oh, really?
Lady #1: Yeah, they all died.
Lady #3: Like pet crabs, right? Otherwise that’s a little too much information.

Edmonton
Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: Who would know that about their dad!?

Posted on July 5, 2015
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Default, Family, Health & Hygiene, Weirdness

Tonight's Movie: The Man Who Would Be Queen

Boss, singing to well-known Disney tune: One day… My prince will come! …And stick it up my bum…

Birkenhead
England

Overheard by: No longer a Disney fan

Posted on July 4, 2015
Body Parts, Bosses, England, Music, Sexuality, Weirdness

How Did You Get This Number?

Employee to boss: Number 1, this is number 3 calling.

New Brunswick
New Jersey

Posted on July 4, 2015
Employees, Names, New Jersey, Weirdness, Words

Don't Answer If It's Your Sex Life.

Manager #1: Hey, how was your weekend?
Manager #2: It was good, didn't really do anything.
Manager #3, walking into the room: I really need to get a wig because of this shark problem.
Manager #1: Uh… what?
Manager #2: I know what we were talking about, but what the fuck are you on about?

Denver, Colorado

Posted on July 3, 2015
Animals, Bosses, Colorado, Insults, Weirdness

I Assumed You Needed Drugs

Elderly woman: Help me! Help me!
More elderly woman: What do you need?
Elderly woman: I need help!
More elderly woman: Then I can’t help you.

Pueblo, Colorado

Overheard by: WorkingForTheElderly

Posted on July 3, 2015
Colorado, Customers, Default, Employees, Offers and requests, Questions, Weirdness

Just Think Of Her As One Of Those Chinese Finger Traps

Guy to another: I'll take the front end, and you take the back end, and we'll just get her done!

Fort Collins, Colorado

Posted on July 3, 2015
Colorado, Friends, Relationships, Sexuality, Weirdness

At the Offices Of the Plumbers' Union

Young drone on cell: We were talking about my shirts and how my butt crack hangs out, then Mae* pulled on my shirt and ripped it… So yeah, that's what happened.

Delran, New Jersey

Overheard by: Bruce Banner