Very masculine and intimidating VP to secretary: O… m… g.
News Corporation Building
Manhattan, New York
Administrator: The college president is in the process of finding an old nun.
Indianapolis, Indiana
Supervisor to another: And, y'know, he was in the woods, so he covered himself with a bunch of mud, because that's supposed to help.
Bloomington, Minnesota
Overheard by: glasses girl
Boss to office: There's human waste in the air… It must be spring!
Marana, Arizona
Radiologist, dictating: The patient is an 80-year-old woman with a history of constipation. The films of the patient's abdomen are non-diagnostic, because there is a child in the way. Repeat films should be obtained to determine if the child is actually in the patient's abdomen or lying on the image plate behind her.
Lakeville, Massachusetts
Coworker to admin: Might sound weird, and I never thought I'd have to say this, but you look pretty good as a zombie.
McKinney, Texas
Office girl #1: Did you see Taco Bell has shrimp tacos?!
Office girl #2: Sounds gross!
Office girl #3: I like fish tacos…
Office girl #1: Yeah, you do!
Merrillville, Indiana
Overheard by: Consuela
Office girl #1: I took the elevator down here.
Office girl #2: Oh, I know where it goes up, but where does it go down?
Office girl #1: The same place it goes up.
Office girl #2: Oh!
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Theresa Coiro
Door repairman to another: Okay, now walk out the door like you're walking out.
Nashville, Tennessee
