2PM Mail Packages

UPS: I’ve got a big one for you today!
Office Manager: Ooh! I’ll take it!

10801 Main Street
Bellevue, Washington

Overheard by: Jeni Gonzales

Posted on July 28, 2018
Bosses, Employees, Sexuality, Washington, Words

…I'm Conducting a Survey for Church.

Teenage girl to pregnant teenage girl: So was your mom a porn star when she was married to your dad?

Shelton, Washington

Overheard by: I just drive

Posted on July 25, 2018
Family, Friends, Questions, Sexuality, Washington

I Can’t Wait ‘Til the Nuns Check!

Tween girl #1, going through underwear: Oh my God, so I could, like, totally get the blue ones and wear them on school spirit day!
Tween girl #2: Totally!

Victoria’s Secret
Bellevue, Washington

Overheard by: Becky

Posted on June 5, 2018
Bimbettes, Physical Appearance, Students, Washington

It’s Fine, We Unplugged Your Computer Months Ago

New department secretary: Is it okay to type when the screen is black?

Bank of America
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: rosa who else

Posted on April 16, 2018
Dumb Employees, General Idiocy, Washington

It’s a Marriage

Woman #1: So is it a booty call if you only have sex some of the time?
Woman #2: No, it’s worse.

3600 Port of Tacoma Road
Tacoma, Washington

Posted on April 15, 2018
Coworkers, Questions, Sexuality, Washington, Words

Or Making Them Spicy

Yuppie mom on cell: I mean, I swear — America is turning into, like, old-school Russia. You know, with like, the Gazpacho running around killing people.

Whole Foods
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Deadly and Delicious

Posted on January 24, 2018
Dumb Customers, General Idiocy, Washington

You Can Pool Your Ignorance, but It Never Turns Into Milk

Male: No, I'm sure it said “buffalo mozzarella.”
Female #1: Well, I know mozzarella is made from cow's milk.
Male: Maybe it's from Buffalo, NY.
Female #1: Is that where mozzarella is from?
Male: Maybe.
Female #2: Is goat cheese made from goats?
Waitress: No, usually from the milk.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on December 16, 2017
Animals, Dumb Customers, Employees, General Idiocy, Geography & History, Meals and Snacks, Out to Lunch, Questions, Washington

Look at You Blush

IT guy, hurrying through lobby: There's someone downstairs that can't figure out how to use the little box.
Jaded marketing gal: God, I hate that.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on December 8, 2017
Financial Folk, Health & Hygiene, Restroom, Tech People, Washington

Note to Self: Start Packing Billy a Lunch.

Father to son about to eat crayons: No, no, no! Crayons aren't for eating!
Four-year-old boy: But I eat them at school!

Everett, Washington

Overheard by: Hopes their food comes up soon

Posted on October 12, 2017
Education, Family, Kids, Meals and Snacks, Parents, Washington, Weirdness

I Told You Duct Tape Will Fix Anything

Worker #1: Did you hear about the industrial accident the other day?
Worker #2: No, what happened?
Worker #1: A cable broke and took out his whole left side!
Worker #2: Oh no!
Worker #1: It's okay, he's all right now.

Marysville, Washington

Overheard by: Noah

Posted on October 11, 2017
Accidents, Body Parts, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Washington