Worker #1, looking at calendar: Patriot Day? What the hell is Patriot Day?!
Worker #2: Dude, that's September 11th.
Worker #1: Oh, damn.
Worker #3: You said you'd never forget!
Ellensburg, Washington
Worker #1, looking at calendar: Patriot Day? What the hell is Patriot Day?!
Worker #2: Dude, that's September 11th.
Worker #1: Oh, damn.
Worker #3: You said you'd never forget!
Ellensburg, Washington
Female coworker to male coworker: No, I don't want one of your lousy man pills!
Seattle, Washington
Manager to peon: I'm so confused, maybe if I start smoking dope again things will make sense.
Washington
Confused coworker: So should I look for a baby girl, or another wife?
Dupont, Washington
Overheard by: Richard
Sexual harassment awareness instructor: Now, class, who can tell me what percentage of sexual harassment is intended?
Class: [Silence.]Sexual harassment awareness instructor: Only 10percent! Ninety percent is unintentional. Now listen, class — most people aren’t doing it intentionally. The majority of people aren’t in that 10 percent group. The majority of people are in that 90 percent group.
Class: [Silence.]
Airdustrial Way
Tumwater, Washington
Overheard by: In the 10% group
UPS: I’ve got a big one for you today!
Office Manager: Ooh! I’ll take it!
10801 Main Street
Bellevue, Washington
Overheard by: Jeni Gonzales
Teenage girl to pregnant teenage girl: So was your mom a porn star when she was married to your dad?
Shelton, Washington
Overheard by: I just drive
Tween girl #1, going through underwear: Oh my God, so I could, like, totally get the blue ones and wear them on school spirit day!
Tween girl #2: Totally!
Victoria’s Secret
Bellevue, Washington
Overheard by: Becky
New department secretary: Is it okay to type when the screen is black?
Bank of America
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: rosa who else
Woman #1: So is it a booty call if you only have sex some of the time?
Woman #2: No, it’s worse.
3600 Port of Tacoma Road
Tacoma, Washington
