Passenger #1: Don’t you wanna use the stairs for just one floor?
Passenger #2: Hmmm… I never know which one goes up and which one goes down.
Packed elevator, 1909 K Street
Washington, DC
Passenger #1: Don’t you wanna use the stairs for just one floor?
Passenger #2: Hmmm… I never know which one goes up and which one goes down.
Packed elevator, 1909 K Street
Washington, DC
Perky career director: We're here to service all of you!
Washington, DC
Overheard by: theintern
Man on phone: Man I saw plenty of dogs in Shanghai, and I gotta tell you they weren't eating them!
Chinatown
Washington, DC
Coworker #1: How was The Simpsons Movie?
Coworker #2: Pretty good.
Coworker #1: It’s not the cartoon version, is it?
Coworker #2: Uhh… Yeah.
Navy Yard
Washington, DC
Office mate #1 (asking for money for lunch): Are you trying to break me already?
Office mate #2: I would love to break you.
Washington, DC
Woman on phone with tech support: Yes, ma'am, I am in front of my computer. That's how I know it's frozen.
Navy Yard
Washington, DC
Office girl #1: You smell nice. What are you wearing?
Office girl #2: Deodorant.
Washington, DC
Patent attorney: The US is like the popular kid in high school. Nobody likes ’em, but you have to appease ’em.
1425 K Street, NW
Washington, DC
Woman on phone: I’m sorry I don’t think I copy. Did you say that you copied me on that copy?
1500 Eckington Pl NE
Washington, DC
Co-worker #1: Hey, are your balls getting hot?
Co-worker #2: Quite.
Co-worker #1: I hear a hot laptop kills your sperm.
Co-worker #2: I’m all for it. I smoke the seeds, too.
1759 T Street NW
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Brendan B
