Nobody Talks About the Pentagon's “O” Ring

IT engineer, about large file to upload: It was big, that's why it took so long to get it up.
IT desktop deck: Hahahaha.
IT manager: I'll leave you two alone.

The Pentagon
Arlington, Virginia

Posted on December 24, 2009
Body Parts, Bosses, Engineers, Sexuality, Tech People, Technology, Virginia

And I'll Bet They Have Miserable Lives Without Them!

Worker #1: We grilled chicken hearts the other night.
Worker #2: Really? Like, how big are they?
Worker #1, gesturing: Not very. We have to make several skewers full because they are so little.
Worker #2: Do you even know how many chickens it takes to get one heart? Poor things!

Virginia

Posted on December 10, 2009
Animals, Body Parts, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Meals and Snacks, Questions, Virginia

Men Carry a Whole Different Set Of Grudges

Male coworker #1: Megan* says she's going to Taco Bell for lunch and she hopes nobody is pissed.
Male coworker #2: Why would someone be pissed?
Male coworker #1: Cause she knows that you like some Taco Bell.
Male coworker #2: I do,but I certainly am not in the business of depriving people of Taco Bell.

Lynchburg, Virginia

Posted on December 10, 2009
Anger management, Coworkers, Meals and Snacks, Questions, Virginia, Wishes

So You're the One Who Keeps Flooding the Men's Restroom?

Office woman #1, listening to police scanner: Why are all those stupid people out in the rain?
Office woman #2: I understand that when it's time to leave work, you want to leave.
Office guy: I would rather drown than spend another hour here at work than I have to.

Norfolk, Virginia

Overheard by: Underpaid