Male coworker #1: Megan* says she's going to Taco Bell for lunch and she hopes nobody is pissed.
Male coworker #2: Why would someone be pissed?
Male coworker #1: Cause she knows that you like some Taco Bell.
Male coworker #2: I do,but I certainly am not in the business of depriving people of Taco Bell.
Lynchburg, Virginia
Office woman #1, listening to police scanner: Why are all those stupid people out in the rain?
Office woman #2: I understand that when it's time to leave work, you want to leave.
Office guy: I would rather drown than spend another hour here at work than I have to.
Norfolk, Virginia
Overheard by: Underpaid
Peon #1: Why didn't she put the cream that I bought on the buffet table?
Peon #2: I don't think she knows what cream looks like.
Falls Church, Virginia
Instructor in hallway: Jacob! Where are your clothes, naked boy? Naked boy!
Martial Arts Academy
Virginia Beach, Virginia
Guy on cell: So I was online last night looking at dicks…
Newport News, Virginia
Conservative girl: Hey boss, you still got nuts?
Boss: Uh, yeah… Yeah.
Conservative girl: Oh! I mean donuts! (blushes really hard)
Alexandria, Virginia
Intern: Is that you who smells good and smells Italian?
Roanoke, Virginia
Boss in special activities division: The short answer is: it's classified.
Bearded man: What's the long answer?
Boss: The long answer is: it's classified, and I don't like you.
CIA Headquarters
Langley, Virginia
Overheard by: John Alejandro King
Coworker sprawled on couch, humming taps: This is for all the brain cells that have been lost today.
Willow Lawn
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: Still giggling
