Oh, That's Not What I've Heard!

Office drone #1: Do you google or do you bing?
Office drone #2: Huh?
Office drone #3: At work he googles; at home he bings.

Reston, Virginia

Overheard by: Receptionitis

Posted on November 11, 2010
Coworkers, General Idiocy, Internet, Questions, Virginia

Best. Job. Ever!

Employee, moving into new office holding up jar of green seeds: Is this marijuana?

Vienna, Virginia

Posted on August 25, 2010
Employees, Questions, Substance Use & Abuse, Virginia

You Put It in Your Coffee— That's What It Is

Cubicle dweller #1: Hey, what is that?
Cubicle dweller #2: Half and half.
Cubicle dweller #1: I can read the label. What is it?

Richmond, Virginia

Posted on August 19, 2010
Coworkers, Drinking, Questions, Virginia

…While on the Trampoline.

Front desk clerk to another, about smoking during second pregnancy: Well, at least with this one, I am not drinking.

Williamsburg, Virginia

Posted on August 16, 2010
Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Drinking, Family, Health & Hygiene, Smoking, Virginia

…Now That I've Aired My Grievances.

Guy on cell in handicapped bathroom stall: No, now listen to me. No, you listen to me, man!
(loud, long, echoing fart) Hey, man, listen. How about I call you back? Yeah. Okay.

Richmond, Virginia

Posted on August 9, 2010
Health & Hygiene, On the phone, Restroom, Virginia

I'm Flattered, Ms. Kardashian

Coworker on phone: Hello… Hello… Did you butt-dial me?

Alexandria, Virginia

Posted on June 29, 2010
Body Parts, Coworkers, On the phone, Questions, Virginia

But Doesn't Drinking Bring Families Together?

Intern #1: You know, the ABC Family really is a new kind of family.
Intern #2: What do you mean?
Intern #1: Well it's promoting underage drinking and teen pregnancy. Yay, family!

Richmond, Virginia