Mother: Sweetie, do you need to pee-pee?
3-Year-Old girl: Mom, why do you call it that? It’s piss!
12350 Jefferson Avenue
Newport News, Virginia
Mother: Sweetie, do you need to pee-pee?
3-Year-Old girl: Mom, why do you call it that? It’s piss!
12350 Jefferson Avenue
Newport News, Virginia
IT guy: It sounds just like the snack bell, and it makes me drool every time.
Richmond, Virginia
Boss: Anyone want a croissant? I have some leftovers!
New hire: I don't eat croissants. I did once, I was nine, and I got a really bad headache.
Advertising Agency
Richmond, Virginia
Supervisor: Can you send this letter to The Netherlands?
Receptionist: Where's Neverland?
Old Town Alexandria, Virginia
Overheard by: i wish i could say this doesn't happen on a regular basis…
Blue collar #1: Man, that’s a large hole.
Blue collar #2: Well, I loosened the hole up just before you came in here.
Blue collar #1: I’ll seal that up tight.
Blue collar #2: I had to give it some good shakes to get it loose.
1545 Crossways Boulevard
Chesapeake, Virginia
Manager: One day you’re going to make a really good old man.
Richmond, Virginia
Boss to intern: Oh, you're from Kentucky! Is there anything important there?
Kentucky-born intern: Uh, the gold vault.
Boss: (blank stare)
Kentucky-born intern: You know, Fort Knox.
Boss: Oh, yeah! That's where they get the saying “She's locked up tighter than Fort Knox!”
Virginia Beach, Virginia
Disgruntled woman: Did you get my e-mail?
Boss: Yes, but you’re so consistently negative I didn’t bother to read it. Plus, your e-mails are always too long.
Disgruntled woman: What?
Boss: From now on, you’re limited to two paragraphs– No! Two sentences. And try to be positive for a change.
Chantilly, Virginia
Secretary on phone: How am I? I'm finer than a frog's hair split four ways.
(pause) I *said* I'm… finer… than… a… frog's… hair… split… four… ways.
(pause) It means I'm miserable!
Virginia Tech
Blacksburg, Virginia
IT worker: I am the worst drunk driver ever.
Richmond, Virginia
