Program manager: Would you let me mess with his head for just two minutes?
Hill Air Force Base
Utah
Overheard by: Snickering Intern
Program manager: Would you let me mess with his head for just two minutes?
Hill Air Force Base
Utah
Overheard by: Snickering Intern
Sales guy: Okay, so my brother has a blowhole. (laughter, awkward looks) No, really. It's a hole on the roof of his mouth. What do you think I'm talking about?
Salt Lake City, Utah
Coworker #1 to husband who dropped off lunch: What is on your shirt?
Husband: I spilled Coke.
Coworker #1: Do you want me to suck it?
St. George, Utah
Overheard by: Charlie
Managing editor: Am I going to need to start reading this paper every day?
Newsroom
St. George, Utah
Coworker: But if I print it on both sides of the paper, how do I see what's on the other side?
Salt Lake City, Utah
Coworker: With the amount of hours I spent playing WoW, I probably could have graduated college. Oh, well.
Salt Lake City, Utah
40-something male office runner: I really like your smelly lotion.
20-something female office runner: Eh… thanks.
Salt Lake City, Utah
Overheard by: Laura
Male: There was a mouse in the trap, did you want to see it?
Female: Not really. I guess I could have given it mouth-to-mouse.
Male: Hahaha! Have you had any mice?
Female: No, there hasn't been any activity in my drawers. Oh! That sounded bad.
Ogden, Utah
Overheard by: Connie
Female employee who has quite the mullet: You don't look like a Clint. You look more like a Steve.
Clint, her boss: Hmmmmm.
Employee: Actually, I guess I look more like a Steve.
Salt Lake City, Utah
Overheard by: Stephanie
Oblivious mail worker bee: Hey, Bob*. You have a really large package!
Manager, trying not to laugh: Wow. Uh, I'm not going to touch that one.
Oblivious mail worker bee: I don't blame you! If you need some help carrying that, let me know.
Sandy, Utah
