Tired and defeated public relations director: So, yeah, I'm heading up that project. (sighs)
Equally tired and defeated public relations manager: Let me know if I can help with that.
Tired and defeated public relations director: You can help me by putting my car in neutral and pushing it off the top of the parking garage.
Salt Lake City, Utah
Overheard by: Manda
Nurse #1: I have the worst zit right now.
Nurse #2: Seriously, I'm like a walking ad for herpes!
Hospital
Salt Lake City, Utah
Overheard by: Hoping you're only talking about that cold sore…
PhD #1: So we need to find babies who’s mothers smoked during their pregnancies.
PhD #2: What would be great is if we could find some pregnant women who smoke and monitor the fetus before, and a while after birth. But that’s kinda illegal and unethical.
PhD #1: Yeah, we can’t really encourage women to continue smoking while they’re pregnant.
30 South 2000 East
Salt Lake City, Utah
Overheard by: whitney
Engineer with cane: I have a degenerative back problem. The discs push together and the stuff that comes out is the consistency of crab.
Murray, Utah
Overheard by: With a K or a C?
Owner: So, Gary*, did you ever tell Lou* that he could not get a check for any steel order we needed?
Gary: No, no, no, I have never done that.
Lou: What about last week?
Gary: Well, we didn’t have any money then.
Provo, Utah
Overheard by: Poking my eyes out
Mortgage Specialist: I have to say this loan is for you. In fact, if you were to reject the loan I would frankly have to drive down to
your house and shoot your porch light out.
Borrower: Well we can’t have that now, can we?
440 W 200 S
Salt Lake City, Utah
Overheard by: AK 47
Drone: The client just called to say he only received eight pages of the fax I tried to send.
Boss: Did you check to make sure you are sending to a fax number?
Main and Center
Moab, Utah
Account chick: Okay… Who wrote “boobs” in my zen garden?
Salt Lake City, Utah
Overheard by: Minding my own business
