Female coworker to male coworker rolling sleeves near window: What are you, He-Man?
Male coworker: I'm fucking tanning, you asshole!
Plainville, Connecticut
Female coworker to male coworker rolling sleeves near window: What are you, He-Man?
Male coworker: I'm fucking tanning, you asshole!
Plainville, Connecticut
Cubicle dweller #1: Hey, man, are you busy?
Cubicle dweller #2: No. I'm watching the World Cup.
Plainsboro, New Jersey
Employee #1: Oh my, that Rue McClanahan did not age well.
Employee #2: But Betty White kept it. Good for her.
Brea, California
Overheard by: rehey
Cubicle-dweller to another: If we could get Mr. T here at the office, that changes everything.
Los Angeles, California
Partner: I guess just like people watch tv electronically, one day they'll figure out how to send mail electronically.
Brooklyn, New York
Office drone: I love that little guy on Charlie Brown. (pause) What's his name… dirt bag?
Intern: No, dumb ass… It's Pig-pen!
Mt. Sterling, Kentucky
Loud office girl: Actually, I had a dream that I was on The Bachelor last night. And it was down to the end, and he was, like, going to pick me… But in my dream, he was like going to pick me, but he didn't.
Manhattan, New York
IT nerd: The great thing about The Smurfs is that they at least would go on reasonably exciting adventures.
Calgary
Canadia
Peon #1, about SpongeBob: No, the lobster's name is Larry.
Peon #2: I thought the lobster's name was Mr Crabby?
Peon #1: That would be the crab.
Peon #2: Ohhhh, I right, I can see that.
Northridge, California
Foreign coworker: I once see on TV a show with so many beautiful women. Later they said they were all men. I felt like jumping off building after that.
The Woodlands, Texas
Overheard by: Jeremy
