Store clerk to weird customer: Sir, we don't carry that, that only exists on television.
Long Island
Store clerk to weird customer: Sir, we don't carry that, that only exists on television.
Long Island
Coworker dissing fire-making skills on Survivor: I would learn to light a fire before I went. I would have to stick the matches up my cooch.
Portland, Oregon
Office drone: I'm totally gay for Matthew Fox.
Illinois
Gay guy #1: You look very Sesame Street today.
Gay guy #2: Oh my god, that's exactly what I was going for!
Fashion Institute of Technology
New York City, New York
Anchor #1 to anchor #2: Hey, I won't be able to anchor the 5 pm news with you. I'm going to cover the hoes on Ridgeway Street.
Jackson, Mississippi
Manager: Did you watch Top Model last night?
Analyst employee: I can’t until the lesbians come back -I’m house sitting.
Empire Boulevard
Burbank, California
Overheard by: Statja K
Coworker to another, walking through office: I had a Kirk Cameron craving, it was very odd…
Los Angeles, California
Coworker #1, after mayoral election: So, did you vote yesterday?
Coworker #2: For what, American Idol?
Columbia, Missouri
Overheard by: Voter
Copy editor: I just wanna go home and sleep. And if I'm lucky, I'll never wake up again.
Project manager #1: That's my dream. To die in my sleep.
Project manager #2: Well, sure. But tonight?
Copy editor: Why, is there something on tv tonight you'd miss?
Ad Agency
Seattle, Washington
