Office drone to coworker chewing Big League Chew: Your mouth smells like T-Ball.
Woodlands, Texas
Office drone to coworker chewing Big League Chew: Your mouth smells like T-Ball.
Woodlands, Texas
Man on cell: Where the hell is my box of mustaches?
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: CarnivorousGnar
Office brute, 15 minutes late to sexual harassment seminar, to female instructor: Sorry, darlin', I hope I didn't miss anything.
Austin, Texas
Cube dweller, looking at pictures of snow: Jesus lives in Buffalo!
Austin, Texas
Lady in stall: I am on the toilet! I am biting the bullet! I am making a song about poo! What does that say about you?
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Helio
Manager: Are you going to throw out those Christmas decorations?
Employee: Yes.
Manager: No, we should give those away. Give them to them to the homeless.
Employee: But…(pause) They're homeless!
Manager: Yeah, but haven't you seen those that live under the bridge? They could decorate!
(room goes silent)
Brownsville, Texas
Manager on phone with kids: You two need to work out this SpaghettiO's issue on your own. I'm in a meeting!
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: CubeRat
Analyst #1: I have a whole case of water in my car.
Analyst #2: Hoe cakes?
Sugar Land, Texas
Overheard by: Say What?
Suit to friend: I'm 30 years old and talking about a 15-year-old's scrotum. I'm pretty sure that is against the law somewhere.
Fort Worth, Texas
Overheard by: tina
Assistant controller: I was teased a lot as a child.
Clerk: You were tea bagged a lot as a child? I wouldn't tell people that.
Assistant controller: No! I said “teased”! What the heck is “tea bagged”?
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: Lexie
