Senior Vice President, about co-worker: She's stopped drinking. I told her she should drink more. Drunks are fun!
Fort Worth, Texas
Overheard by: bob
Senior Vice President, about co-worker: She's stopped drinking. I told her she should drink more. Drunks are fun!
Fort Worth, Texas
Overheard by: bob
Code enforcer: I have an animal control complaint.
Animal control: Okay, what is it?
Code enforcer: There's a camel loose in our office!
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Lauren
Attorney on phone: She's a full-time mommy and a full time lawyer. I don't know how she does it.
Eavesdropping legal assistant, muttering: That means she's only part-time…
Austin, Texas
Tech guy to another, under the desk plugging cables: Sorry, dude! Didn't mean to teabag you.
San Antonio, Texas
Overheard by: neelia
Office drone to coworker chewing Big League Chew: Your mouth smells like T-Ball.
Woodlands, Texas
Man on cell: Where the hell is my box of mustaches?
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: CarnivorousGnar
Office brute, 15 minutes late to sexual harassment seminar, to female instructor: Sorry, darlin', I hope I didn't miss anything.
Austin, Texas
Cube dweller, looking at pictures of snow: Jesus lives in Buffalo!
Austin, Texas
Lady in stall: I am on the toilet! I am biting the bullet! I am making a song about poo! What does that say about you?
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Helio
Manager: Are you going to throw out those Christmas decorations?
Employee: Yes.
Manager: No, we should give those away. Give them to them to the homeless.
Employee: But…(pause) They're homeless!
Manager: Yeah, but haven't you seen those that live under the bridge? They could decorate!
(room goes silent)
Brownsville, Texas
