Coworker: Yeah, so long as it's pink I don't care if it's bloody. Wait a sec…
Texas
Overheard by: Janie
Coworker: Yeah, so long as it's pink I don't care if it's bloody. Wait a sec…
Texas
Overheard by: Janie
Office manager, on decrease of patient numbers: Well, doc, I know you're going down on your patients but… wait, that wasn't the right way to say that.
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: Jill
Cafe register girl: If I hadn't opened my legs, it wouldn't have fallen out. And when it did fall, it made a lot of noise!
Austin, Texas
Coworker: My wife doesn't do it rough enough. You know how it is: women just don't have strong enough hands.
Austin, Texas
Office goon #1: Girl, you were so drunk on Saturday night!
Office goon #2: No! I wasn't drunk…I was drugged!
Austin, Texas
Drone: How do you get involved in the human organ market? Does someone just approach you and ask if you want to start selling kidneys?
Kingsville, Texas
Wide-eyed coworker,completely serious: You put the “pow” in “Kelly Kapowski”!
San Antonio, Texas
Overheard by: Is it 1990?
Colleague leading a meeting: This is where the meet… uh… um… This is where the pedal meets the road.
Fort Worth, Texas
Overheard by: ron
Female teacher: So how did the date go?
Male teacher: It went really well up until the part where I mentioned she resembled Kelsey Grammer.
El Paso, Texas
Overheard by: Lena
Manager to worker: Did you get some sun this weekend?
Worker, sheepishly: Yeah.
Manager with gusto: Man, you're redder than a dick on a dog!
Southlake, Texas
