Coworker about his new car: It's not foreign, it's German!
Bellevue, Washington
Coworker about his new car: It's not foreign, it's German!
Bellevue, Washington
Office mate #1: First available jet pack!
Office mate #2: Did you see the video? Looks pretty stable.
Office mate #1: Yeah, I heard they have parachutes that work like airbags.
Office mate #2: Hmmmm…
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Baroo
Estimator to engineer: Yeah, but if I put that in the system it'll laugh its tits off at me.
Warrington
England
Overheard by: jon
CSR: You'll need a computer to do that.
Customer: Like a real computer?
CSR: No, a fake computer.
Niles, Illinois
Coworker #1: There are bugs living in my computer screen. I can see them move when I type.
Coworker #2: You should vacuum them out.
Coworker #3: No! Keep them! I find them extremely interesting.
Coworker #1, pensive: Maybe, if I click them really really hard, they'll go away.
K.U.Leuven
Belgium
Engineer: It's a mini keyboard. I have a computer hooked up to my tv so I can browse the internet and watch p… movies.
Manager, laughing: I heard the “p.”
Salesgirl: Wait, so you lay in bed and play with it?
Manager: Actually, yes, that's exactly what he was saying.
Sales girl: Oh, can I touch it?
Engineer: Only me and the FedEx driver have touched it.
New York, New York
Admin to another, about stapler: Yeah, with that long black one, you really have to yank it hard or nothing comes out.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Is that so?
Female coworker: Does your phone have a touchscreen?
Male coworker #1: Well, I can touch it, but it doesn't do anything.
Male coworker #2: Do not tell us anymore about that.
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: I wanna hear more
Administrator, on phone: What? The internet's going to go down? Why don't you just suck all the oxygen out of the building?
Manhattan, New York
Intern to coworker: Cathy*'s never played a video game in her life!
Coworker to Cathy*: That's probably why you do poorly here; this is the corporate version of Frogger.
Boston, Massachusetts
