Co-worker: Ugh…
Manager: What’s the matter?
Co-worker: Nothing, I just couldn’t see the screen.
Manager: Oh. Was everything flesh colored and blurry? That’s from putting your hand in front of your face.
1390 Timberlake Manor Parkway
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Durp
Clerk guy: Yeah, so we ordered a pizza last night, and the guy on the phone knew my address, get this, before I even told him!
Clerk girl: Don’t they have caller ID or something?
Clerk guy: Man, I don’t know. I was smoking a big one, and I was like, “Dude, whoa. I think the government is all watching me now.”
Clerk girl: Um, probably not.
Clerk guy: Then explain to me how they knew my address and what kind of pizza I ordered last time! Explain that!
Kmart
Temple, Texas
Overheard by: Vicky
Manager on phone: I'm faxing you a copy of this color chart.
Sydney
Australia
Worker #1: He figured out how to take the “this was sent from a BlackBerry” message off, so he can email and nobody knows he’s not in the office.
Worker #2: Gosh, he’s sneaky.
900 3rd Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: Duncan
Voice over PA system: Would everyone on the 12th floor please gather by the copy machine for an instructional tutorial on how to operate it?
Engineer #1: Is she serious?
Engineer #2: Yeah… There's a lot of architects in this office.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: tbomb
Engineer: I keep getting a message that says the document has been deleted. What does that mean?
Database admin: What do you think it means?
Rochester, New York
IT guy #1, checking on slow response time: You getting any? [time]IT guy #2: Nope, I'm married too.
Brookfield, Wisconsin
Audience development director: Is anybody else having any weird computer issues? I'm having trouble on the main site and on admin…
Marketing director: The porn I'm looking at is taking an awfully long time to load, if that's what you mean.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Sarah
IT guy #1: Is that you beeping?
IT guy #2: No, I thought it was you.
IT guy #3: Fucking things, stop beeping!
Palmerston North
New Zealand
Coworker to another: Do you know who makes a Chrysler New Yorker?
Ocala, Florida
Overheard by: Nicole B.
