Sometimes I Just Sit on Their Chests and Play Video Games

Student teaching CPR: They're unconscious. They won't know what's going on, so it's all good.

Leesburg, Virginia

Posted on August 19, 2014
General Idiocy, Health & Hygiene, Sensory Experiences, Students, Teachers, Virginia

Oh, Here– Let Me Try a Back-Door Solution.

Student, while messing with professor's computer: How do you get your thing up?
Professor: What?

Mercer County Community College
West Windsor, New Jersey

Posted on August 13, 2014
Education, New Jersey, Questions, Sexuality, Students, Teachers, Technology

Hobo: I Was Researching Adult Entertainment Law!

Student: This place is nice.
Employee: Yeah, it’s really peaceful until the homeless guys look at porn on the Internet and they have to call the cops.
Student: Does that happen a lot?
Employee: Yeah. What else do they have to do?

Law Library, University of Washington
Seattle, Washington

Posted on August 10, 2014
Compliments, Crimes, Education, Employees, Gripes, Students, Time Management, Washington

Yeah, We’re Two Weeks Behind

Girl: Yeah, I’m trying to apply for chemical engineering, but when I go to fill out the online application, it says that it’s closed, but then it says that the deadline isn’t until March 1st!
Student worker: It’s April…
Clueless co-ed: But..oh…wait…January…February…March…Oh! Oh, so, like, March is before April?

1 University Station
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: m.kyti

Posted on August 3, 2014
Education, General Idiocy, Questions, Students, Technology, Texas, Time Management

Basically, Just Repackaging Dale Carnegie

Girl: I think grad school is slowly sucking away my soul.
Guy: Oh, come on. Like you ever had a soul?
Girl: At least we could probably make a book out of this.
Guy: Indeed. Chicken Soup for the Soulless?

1745 Broadway
New York, NY

Posted on July 31, 2014
Advice, Gripes, New York, Students

I Think My Brain Just Froze, Too

Trainer: What does the prefix “ante” mean?
Student: Against
Trainer: No, this is spelled a-n-t-e. It means before.
Student: Yeah, like antefreeze0
Trainer: Huh?
Student: You know, you have to put it in the car before it freezes.

120 Broadway
New York, NY

Posted on July 28, 2014
General Idiocy, Students, Teachers, Words

It’s Been a Long Week; Go Home!

Student: How are you doing?
Staff: Nothing much. What’s going on with you?
Student: Fine, thanks.

108 E. Dean Keeton Street
Austin, Texas

Posted on July 12, 2014
General Idiocy, Students, Texas

…What's Gonna Happen to My Gmail Account?

Student girl #1: Did you know the government is shutting down?
Student girl #2: I don't pay attention to politics.
Student girl #1: I heard about it on Facebook. They owe, like, billions of dollars. And now, like, if you're a mailman, you're not gonna get paid.
Student girl #2: Man, that sucks.

Loyola University
Maryland

Overheard by: How the hell did they get into this school?!