Tech #1 to admin, while fixing cabling issue: You want me to pull it out now?
Tech #2, walking by: Uhhh…
Monroe, North Carolina
Overheard by: Wary Technician
Tech #1 to admin, while fixing cabling issue: You want me to pull it out now?
Tech #2, walking by: Uhhh…
Monroe, North Carolina
Overheard by: Wary Technician
Woman on phone: I really wanna get you off tonight. [Pause] No, I mean call your manager and see if they need you to come in! Shut up, stop laughing!
Peachtree Road
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: sneaky pete
Office drone: I'm totally gay for Matthew Fox.
Illinois
Bank customer service rep, about landscapers outside: Those guys are blowing again? That's twice in one day!
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: that IS what she said.
Secretary #1, spreading butter on bread: Butter is evil! If Satan could ejaculate, it would be butter!
Secretary #2, also spreading butter: If that were the case, I might actually ask to give him a blow job!
Fairbanks, Alaska
Overheard by: Not Me!!
Lady #1, surprised after leaving meeting: Can you believe he was right about that?
Lady #2, angry: Ugh. No. Now I have to give him a blowjob.
New York City, New York
Overheard by: …Wants to be in that department
Male barista, startled by close stance of male trainees: Dude storm, dude storm!
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Technician loudly on cell, working in server room: Yeah! His name's “golden.” (pause) You know, like “golden shower.”
Anchorage, Alaska
Coworker #1 in elevator: You know Dave*, in credit? I think he's kind of cute.
Coworker #2: Yeah. But I think he's gay.
Coworker #1: Uh-huh, I thought maybe.
Coworker #3:, freezingly: He happens to be my husband.
Houston, Texas
Co-worker #1: Are Abercrombie and Fitch catalogs homoerotic?
Co-worker #2: Oh my god. Totally!
Co-worker #1: But they aren’t gay, right?
Co-worker #2: What do you think homoerotic means?
584 Broadway
New York, NY
