Employee #1: You are so anal about cleaning…
Employee #2: I am the queen of anal.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Jodie
Employee #1: You are so anal about cleaning…
Employee #2: I am the queen of anal.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Jodie
Tech: Am I good to go?
Supervisor: Yeah, just make sure next time you return your work truck, it doesn't smell like Bob Marley farted in it.
Millbrae, California
Girl: Oh, I've really done it now!
Friend: What?
Girl: Don't worry, you'll smell it in a minute.
Manhattan, New York
Inside sales rep, after eating piece of fruit from her mixed fruit cup: Um, this tastes kinda funny. Does fruit go bad?
Reading, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: her stupidity is melting my brain
Librarian on phone: I've talked to you when you're high. It's not all that much fun!
Amherst, Massachusetts
Coworker: If I ate everything that smelled good I would be dead.
Monroe, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Amanda
Woman to man making pot of coffee: Oh, that smells delicious.
Man: I made a lot, would you like some?
Woman: Perhaps I'll have half a cup later, but right now, I'll settle for a facial.
Evanston, Illinois
Teller #1: That person smelled so bad… I thought I had stepped in poop and then I didn't see poop so I thought I was pooping and I checked!
Teller #2: What would you have done if you pulled your hand back and there was poop all over it?!
Teller #1: I ain't know, I was gonna cross that bridge when I got to it, okay?
Charleston, South Carolina
Intern: Is that you who smells good and smells Italian?
Roanoke, Virginia
Office drone to another: I just put it in my mouth thinking it was sweet, started sucking on it and it keeps getting hotter.
Department of Commerce
South Carolina
