A GM Mechanic Never Kids, Sir

Young mechanic: Does the car overheat when it's not running?
Customer: Are you serious?

Auto Dealership
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on March 13, 2009
Blue Collar, Customers, General Idiocy, Pennsylvania, Questions

It's Contagious

Women #1 to friend leaving bathroom: How long were you in there?
Women #2: Not long enough, trust me!
Women #1: What were you doing, your hair?
Women #2: Not even close.
Women #1: Tell me.
Women #2, speaking closer and whispering: Masturbating.
Women #1: Oh.
(women #1 walks to the bathroom)

Herald Sun
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Lucie

Posted on March 11, 2009
Australia, Friends, Questions, Restroom, Sexuality

Yes.

Partner #1: Ask me a yes-or-no question.
Partner #2: How was your day?

New York City, New York

Overheard by: dp

Posted on March 11, 2009
General Idiocy, New York, Offers and requests, Questions

He's All Like, “Yo, Ho!”

Woman #1 (giggling): It says here he used to work for Cockrum. What the hell is that?
Woman #2: Maybe he was a gay bartender?
Woman #1: Or some kinda pirate.

Downers Grove, Illinois

Overheard by: I don't want to know

Posted on March 10, 2009
Body Parts, Employees, Illinois, Names, Questions, Sexuality

Or Are You Just Gonna Hire Jack Sprat and His Wife Again?

Lady coworker to male coworker: Did you order the cleaning clit?

Elyria, Ohio

Overheard by: sarah

Posted on March 10, 2009
Body Parts, Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Ohio, Questions

Tonight on Fox: When Good Conversations Go Bad…

Assistant controller: I was teased a lot as a child.
Clerk: You were tea bagged a lot as a child? I wouldn't tell people that.
Assistant controller: No! I said “teased”! What the heck is “tea bagged”?

Houston, Texas

Overheard by: Lexie

Posted on March 4, 2009
Employees, Questions, Sexuality, Texas, Words

When the Porn Industy Hires Efficiency Consultants

Manager: So all I'm saying is that we bang it out and get 'er done. Is that something we can do?
Associate (in shock): Um… Yeah, sure. I can bang it out and get 'er done.

Cincinnati, Ohio

Posted on March 2, 2009
Bosses, Ohio, Questions, Sexuality, Weirdness

If It's Inconvenient for the Handicapped, It's My Kinda Product

Peon #1: So, I finally got my new car–it's a Scion.
Peon #2: Oh yeah, dude, you like?
Peon #1: Yeah, it's sweet. It's a standard.
Peon #2: Why?
Peon #1: Well, my brother only has one arm, so this way he can't borrow my car.

West Street
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Julianna

Posted on February 27, 2009
Body Parts, Coworkers, Family, Massachusetts, Questions, Weirdness

Oh, We've Got Trouble. Right Here in Grove City

Plumber to receptionist: I'm here to fix the urinal.
Female receptionist: Is that in the women's restroom or the men's?

Grove City, Ohio

Overheard by: Real Chicks Stand up to Pee

Posted on February 26, 2009
Blue Collar, General Idiocy, Ohio, Questions, Receptionists, Restroom

Son Of a Glitch!

Beautiful supervisor on phone: How did that project I gave you go?
Tech support specialist: Well, I ran into a couple of…snatches.
Beautiful supervisor: Okay, well, I will come help you out.
Tech support specialist, hanging up phone: I meant to say “glitches,” I meant to say “glitches”!

Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Tech Anthony

Posted on February 25, 2009
Body Parts, Bosses, Florida, On the phone, Questions, Tech People, Words

Questions