For a Dollar, All You’re Getting Is an Estimate

Shipping guy: How much handling can you get for a dollar?

Richmond Road
Bedford Heights, Ohio

Overheard by: Shannon

Posted on July 22, 2015
Consultants, Ohio, Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions

The Vatican's Scrambling the Miracle-Authentication Team

Coworker #1: Did you hear I broke my shoulder?
Coworker #2: How are you able to walk?

Saugerties, New York

Posted on July 22, 2015
Accidents, Body Parts, Coworkers, New York, Questions

Um, Do You Want This in the Meeting Minutes, Sir?

Employee #1: Wow… What's up with Kevin Costner?
Employee #2: Kevin Foster?
Employee #3: Kevin Costner?
Employee #2: Kevin Costner?

Ontario, Canada

Posted on July 22, 2015
Canadia, Cinema, Employees, Names, Questions

12PM Schedule Next Week’s Meeting

Meeting Attendee #1: When’s a good time to schedule the meeting with [Gary]?
Meeting Attendee #2: Well, he will be back from his heart attack next week.

2964 Peachtree Road NW
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on July 21, 2015
Coworkers, Georgia, Health & Hygiene, Meetings, Questions, Time Management

I Can't Guarantee He'll Like You, Though

Woman #1: I want a boy! How do I make a boy?
Woman #2: Like a baby?
Woman #1: Yeah, like a baby boy.
Woman #3: Well, my cousin did it! There's one way to get a girl, and another way to make a boy. I can ask him if you want.

Manhattan, New York

Posted on July 21, 2015
Coworkers, Family, General Idiocy, Health & Hygiene, New York, Questions, Sexuality

And It’ll Never Be “The Boss”

Clerk: What is your occupation, ma’am?
Girl: Umm, a co-worker.

1 S. Maple Street
Jamestown, Ohio

Posted on July 21, 2015
Bimbettes, General Idiocy, Ohio, Questions

Also Like… What’s the Word? … Real Life

Coworker #1 watching pep rally pass by: Why aren’t any of the guy cheerleaders hot? The girls are all pretty — the guys should be hotter.
Coworker #2: It’s kind of like… What do you call it? … Porn.

328 W Lane Avenue
Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: (Snort)

Posted on July 20, 2015
Coworkers, General Idiocy, Midwest, Ohio, Physical Appearance, Questions

As It Hapens, My Update Concerns Water Buffalo

Visiting executive: So I want to talk about branch 512. What letter does the branch code end with?
Regional manager: Y.
Visiting executive: Y?
Regional manager: Yes, Y. As in “yak.”
Visiting executive: Oh, I see.
Regional manager: Stacey, can you give us an update on branch 512Y?
Stacey: You had me at “yak.”

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Stacey Quit 3 Weeks Later