Or Tommy Lee

Female employee #1: …so if the sun exploded seven minutes ago, we wouldn’t know it yet, because it takes eight minutes for the sun’s light to reach us.
Male employee: That’s depressing! What would you do in those seven minutes?
Female employee #1: If I were at work? Have sex.
Male employee: Isn’t that’s a lot of pressure on the guy?
Female employee #1: Please. Guys are usually all, “Gimme two minutes!”
Female employee #2: You could do three guys in that time!
Female employee #1: Three and a half!

Boulevard Sacré Coeur
Gatineau, Quebec

Overheard by: Sara

Posted on June 14, 2021
Canadia, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions, Time Management

My Wife Gave Me Up for Lent.

Boss, about hot applicant for receptionist post: We can't hire her.
HR: Why not?
Boss: She'll get me in trouble.
HR: Just because you are on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu…
Boss: Diet? More like a fast.

St. Louis, Missouri

Posted on June 11, 2021
Bosses, Compare and contrast, Diet & Weight, Hiring & Firing, Human Resources, Missouri, Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions

Didn't You Used to Work in Oregon?

Salesman, displaying new kind of cabinet: So, as you can see, it's very sturdy and designed to last.
Female CEO: I can see that… I like a good long screw

Victoria
Australia

Overheard by: So do I

Posted on June 1, 2021
Australia, Executives, Possible Sexual Harassment, Sales, Technology, Wishes

3PM Travel Planning

Professional: So, at the conference we stay four people to a room, two to each double bed.
Student worker: Two people in a double bed?! Can two people even fit in a double bed if they aren’t having sex?

60 Washington Square South
New York, New York

Overheard by: amused queer