Coworker on sales call: Oh, yeah, you keep doing that–that's just too much fun to make you quit!
Franklin, Tennessee
Coworker on sales call: Oh, yeah, you keep doing that–that's just too much fun to make you quit!
Franklin, Tennessee
Teen cashier to customer: Do you have a calculator on your phone? I put in 20 instead of 50.
Customer: No, but I have an abacus.
Stop & Shop
Connecticut
Old lady on cell: Meryl*, why is your mind always in the fucking gutter?
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Coworker on phone: Hello… Hello… Did you butt-dial me?
Alexandria, Virginia
Coworker on phone: I kinda just rub it underwater.
Stockton, California
Reporter to source on the phone: I have to be honest here. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Park Avenue South
Manhattan, New York
Insurance company boss on phone: Let's put it in a more practical sense: your mom dies…
White Plains, New York
Coworker on phone, complaining: Oh, no! It's my chocolate friend again!
Schaumburg, Illinois
Overheard by: nextcube
Boss on phone: You're not going to die. Canada's not that much.
Chicago, Illinois
Account manager, loudly into phone: You should have just been faxed the revised drug screen form you need to take to the clinic, but it's not coming from me. It's coming directly from Christ.
Financial District
Manhattan, New York
