Broker to real estate agent in training: When you’re doing an open house you have to talk to everybody, no matter how poor they look. You know, no matter how black they are… if you’re racist.
Huntington, New York
Broker to real estate agent in training: When you’re doing an open house you have to talk to everybody, no matter how poor they look. You know, no matter how black they are… if you’re racist.
Huntington, New York
Cube dude: I don’t mean this to be harsh, but, you know, the Talmud wasn’t exactly written just to justify your fashion choices.
350 Madison Avenue
New York, New York
Guy, coming out of the men’s room: Wait. Someone actually stole the posters… from around the urinal?
Comic book guy: Don’t ask me to explain it.
Guy: Were they unfamiliar with the concept of nerd hygiene?
Broadway
New York City, New York
Office lady #1: I’m going to a sleep-away camp for ten-year-olds this weekend.
Office lady #2: Well, at least there will be alcohol.
1 Park Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: sarcastro
Receptionist guy: Ohhh, it’s in the park!
Guest: Huh?
Receptionist guy: I’m addressing myself. I just chose you as the object I’m projecting upon.
454 W. 16th Street
New York, NY
Woman #1: I got to interview David Hasselhoff today.
Woman #2: You get all the best assignments!
Woman #1: I know, right?
450 West 33rd Street
New York, New York
Coworker: You have kids?
New guy: Yeah, two. You?
Coworker: No, but we started trying.
New guy: Are you kidding? This is the greatest time of your life. I know a guy whose wife did all role playing–you know–when they were trying. Said he never had better sex…ever!
Coworker: (blushes).
Court & Montague
Brooklyn, New York
Overheard by: INQ
Account executive on phone: I don't think we can release the Caucasian…
46th & Lexington
New York City, New York
Employee on phone: What did you say? I'm not going to drink the blood of a cow!
New York City, New York
