Slick young professional woman, deadpan: I've said so many horrible things about him, it will be nice to finally meet him in person.
Harlem, New York
Slick young professional woman, deadpan: I've said so many horrible things about him, it will be nice to finally meet him in person.
Harlem, New York
Manager: I think I need a replacement or a cleaning.
Ridge, New York
Opposing counsel: Can you take a leap of faith and eliminate paragraph 6 of the Agreement?
Partner: I think it would be malpractice for me to do so.
Opposing counsel: Malpractice per se, no; but probably not very wise of you either.
Huntington, New York
Overheard by: Lady Lawyer
Paginator #1: Wow, this lemonade is lemony.
Paginator #2, holding glass with half a lemon in it: Really? That's surprising, since they didn't put much lemon juice in it.
Troy, New York
Overheard by: Rebecca E.
Peon: I think I'm going Indian for lunch.
Manhattan, New York
Woman on cell: Hi, did you ring me earlier? (pause) Oh, sorry about that. I was napping in my office.
Fordham University
New York
Dispatch to driver on phone: Hey Pat, did you get your load off yet?
Paper Recycling Office
Westchester, New York
Coworker to another: So I guess equestrian events have become real popular since Michael Phelps became famous?
Manhattan, New York
Loud office girl: Actually, I had a dream that I was on The Bachelor last night. And it was down to the end, and he was, like, going to pick me… But in my dream, he was like going to pick me, but he didn't.
Manhattan, New York
