Male worker #1: Would you do coke off of Lindsay Lohan's ass?
Male worker #2: What, like snort it out of her asshole? Yes.
SoHo
New York City, New York
Male worker #1: Would you do coke off of Lindsay Lohan's ass?
Male worker #2: What, like snort it out of her asshole? Yes.
SoHo
New York City, New York
Techie: You know you’ve been working in a computer store for too long when you go to throw out a piece of paper in the trash and are like, “I’m gonna delete this now!”
119 West 23rd Street
New York, NY
Woman on way to meeting: Are my boobs sticking out enough?
1515 Broadway
New York, New York
Male cube rat: I got all excited because she said she needed blood money!
Female cube rat: Blood money?
Male cube rat: Yeah. But she just wanted quarters for the tampon machine.
350 Madison Avenue
New York, New York
Union worker: Listen… Listen to me. You can’t fool me. I am my father’s son. You can’t pull the shirt over my eyes. You do what you gotta do.
309 West 49th Street
New York, New York
Overheard by: fredshah
Female employee on phone: …will you outsource the foreskin?
18th Street & Park Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: Mikey Z
Two maintenance guys arrive to vacuum a cubicle after part of the ceiling fell.
Maintenance guy, 40s: See, he’s what you’d call a male chauvinist pig. He thinks vacuuming is something that a woman should do. Now, I don’t look like no woman.
Maintenance guy, 20s: No, but you look like a dyke.
Maintenance guy, 40s: I look like a dyke?
Maintenance guy, 20s: Easy, Grandpa, easy!
Maintenance guy, 40s: Oh, I’m Grandpa now?
350 Madison Avenue
New York, NY
Secretary: All of our customers who said they don't want our e-mails are getting them. And all of our customers who said they want them aren't getting them.
Boss: So, what's the problem?
New York City, New York
Advisor #1: Wow, you're really almost done packing up your office. All the rainbow stuff is gone…
Advisor #2: I never had any rainbow stuff up. It was just colorful.
Advisor #1: True. It's like the party's over.
Advisor #2: Yup. The make-up's off. My hair's messed up… Can't find my underwear.
Advisor #1: Wait, how is that different from any other day?
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Daniel
Passing hallway drone: You’re so far off from being okay that I don’t even know where to begin.
304 Park Avenue South
New York, New York
