Colleague leading a meeting: This is where the meet… uh… um… This is where the pedal meets the road.
Fort Worth, Texas
Overheard by: ron
Colleague leading a meeting: This is where the meet… uh… um… This is where the pedal meets the road.
Fort Worth, Texas
Overheard by: ron
Office brute, 15 minutes late to sexual harassment seminar, to female instructor: Sorry, darlin', I hope I didn't miss anything.
Austin, Texas
60-year-old boss, walking in late to a meeting: Sorry I'm late, guys. I got caught up watching Sabrina the Teenage Witch this morning.
Plymouth, Massachusetts
Overheard by: sabrina lover
Girl, during meeting: Meeting adjourned!
Boss: Actually, that's at the end of the meeting.
Girl: Oh, I thought it was like “aloha.”
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: bryan b
Analyst #1: Yeah, I have a meeting with him tomorrow.
Analyst #2: Is he going to give you the golden shower?
Boston, Massachusetts
Spanish boss in merger meeting: When this happens, people will want to take away our cojones. We can't let that happen! We have to have firm, hard balls! We can't let them touch our balls!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Pretentious boss: Oh, we host different wine tastings all the time. Next month we're having a girlfriend tasting.
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Overheard by: trying hard not to snicker
Guy peeing at urinal, looking over at another: So…what did ya call this meeting for?
Other guy peeing: Uhhhh…what?
Nashua, New Hampshire
Manager on phone with kids: You two need to work out this SpaghettiO's issue on your own. I'm in a meeting!
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: CubeRat
CEO at all-employee meeting: We want this company to get to the top. Because I don't know about you, but I have fun when I'm on top. (employees roar with laughter)
Rockville, Maryland
Overheard by: Just wanted the stock quote
