Drone #1: What do you think of your new team leader?
Drone #2: She’s like an ice cream bar.
112 Worcester Street
Wellesley Hills, Massachusetts
Drone #1: What do you think of your new team leader?
Drone #2: She’s like an ice cream bar.
112 Worcester Street
Wellesley Hills, Massachusetts
Cube dweller on phone: Ummm… The half-naked guy with the fire hydrant.
Framingham, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Shmendrik the Yenta
Co-worker #1: …I think you have a future in fertilizer sales, man.
Co-worker #2: I wouldn’t be surprised.
20 Park Plaza
Boston, Massachusetts
CSR: I just took a look at the survey and noticed that at the very beginning it says “this survey is design”. Shouldn’t that say
“designed”?
IT: Probably…I cut and pasted.
CSR: Can it be changed?
IT: No, I etched that survey directly into your screen. To change it we would have to buy you a new monitor.
1 Woodland Hill Drive
Babson Park, Massachusetts
Boss, explaining why he hates a Christmas song: I heard that during my aborted vasectomy, so every time I hear it I think of the doctor trying to slit me!
Northshore, Massachusetts
Coworker #1: Is it wrong that I was breastfed until I was 16?
Coworker #2: By your dad?
Legal Seafood
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Bottle Fed
Head of security: There's nothing wrong with having an expanded vocabulary.
Chief engineer: I fuckin' love it!
Boston, Massachusetts
UPS guy: Hey [FedEx guy] — while you’re in there, can you pick me up some of those neon green spandex?
FedEx guy, delivering to American Apparel: Thong or panties?
UPS guy: Thong — extra-small.
Story Street
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Coworker: Hello. I don’t speak English.
Newton, Massachusetts
Man to woman, entering elevator: The best thing about Sydney is that you can go either way, male or female.
Cambridge, Massachusetts
