Attorney on conference call: Your honor, opposing counsel is beating a dead whore!
New Orleans, Louisiana
Overheard by: Glad she's not a dead whore
Attorney on conference call: Your honor, opposing counsel is beating a dead whore!
New Orleans, Louisiana
Overheard by: Glad she's not a dead whore
Office hoochie #1: I think that you kissed my mama is sick!
Office hoochie #2: I'm sick? I'm not the one getting penis warmers for Christmas! You're the sick one!
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Overheard by: Wishes I had a video camera
VP: They were used to our company being Mr Goodbar, Mr Good Humor guy, but not anymore. If I want her to embrace it, she gotta have more skin in the game.
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Overheard by: Redacted
Cube imprisoned evil overlord: Eeeeww! Every time I see you touch that handle it just makes me want to bathe you in hand sanitizer. Um… I mean bathe your hands? in sanitizer.
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Male peon speaking slowly on phone: I think I am suffering from dehydration. It’s so hot. I can’t handle this. I need to see the doctor. I’ve been drinking water. Lots of water. And whiskey. Is there something I need to do different?
616 Court Street
Oberlin, Louisiana
Overheard by: Vicky
Cube-rat #1:(coughs loudly)
Cube-rat #2: Do you need CPR?
Cube-rat #1: No, I need these m&m bits out of my nostrils!
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Girl nerd: I'd like to buy two cookies and two drinks, please.
Cashier: Okay, that'll be $1.18.
Girl rocker: For two cookies and two drinks? That's not right. That's got to be for one cookie or something.
Cashier: Yes. Wait, you want two cookies and two drinks?
Girl nerd: I'm paying for two cookies and two drinks.
Cashier: Okay, hmm… (thinks for a few seconds, then pushes buttons on the register) Umm…
Girl rocker: She wants two cookies and two drinks.
Cashier: Okay, that'll be $4.45.
Girl nerd: That makes more sense. I was wondering why it was so low.
Cashier, handing them two drinks and one cookie: There you go. Sorry for the confusion! Have a good day.
Girl rocker: We wanted two cookies.
Cashier: Two cookies? I thought you said two drinks.
Girls in unison: We said two cookies and two drinks.
Girl nerd: Did you charge me for two cookies?
Cashier: No, but you can just have the second one. Don't worry. No charge.
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Office hoochie #1: Ow! It's cold in here today.
Office hoochie #2: Yeah, and where you sit, you get blowed from there, there, and there (points to ceiling)
Office hoochie #1: Yeah, I get blowed from all directions!
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Overheard by: Getting in line!
Office worker on phone to friend: No, go ahead and ask the question–I can think and work at the same time.
Jeanerette, Louisiana
Office director to peon: Look what she's taking!
HR rep: I've decided to take your pink fly swatter!
Peon: Yay! Are you taking it home or to your new office?
HR rep: I think… home.
Old manager: What are you going to do with that ugly thing?
HR rep, grinning: Nothing work-related, I assure you!
New manager on first day: Wow. Huh!
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Overheard by: Peon
