No, It’s Only If You Do It with the Students

Teacher: It’s not like you go out in nature and see plants, like, getting it on. [Class laughs.] I don’t know if I’m allowed to say that at school…

Covington, Louisiana

Overheard by: Erica

Posted on January 4, 2019
Louisiana, Possible Sexual Harassment, Teachers

We Dare You to Try to Diagram These Sentences

Senior VP to peons: That's when they car was stoled. It's they fault. They leff the car in the ignition. Then they wonder why we callin them and taken all they danglin fruit off the tabow. You see what I'm sayin, people? That's us! We taken it off the table.

BAton Rouge, Louisiana

Overheard by: Redacted

Posted on December 20, 2018
Bosses and Underlings, Crimes, Louisiana, Weirdness

It Was My Mom's Favorite, Too

Tech support #1: It is shatter proof, like pyrite.
Tech support #2: Have you ever dropped a dish?
Tech support #1: No, but I dropped a glass dong.

Call Center
Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Posted on September 10, 2018
Accidents, Louisiana, Questions, Sexuality, Tech People

…to the Tune Of “Hot Stuff”

Boss, sending young workers to interior house painting location: Send the guys to the house. And they need to bring rubber gloves, cause they will be stripping.

Jeanerette, Louisiana

Posted on July 5, 2018
Bosses, Clothes, Louisiana, Sexuality, Weirdness

If This Were a John Grisham Book, He'd Be Murdered by Now.

Peon in meeting, after VP has announced new sales pitch: So we're basically ripping off customers.
(sudden group silence)

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Overheard by: Go!

Posted on June 24, 2018
Bosses and Underlings, Louisiana, Meetings, Sexuality, Words

Just Easily Distracted. Look — a Bug!

Accountant: It was my son’s first day of second grade, and it took him two hours to do his homework.
Sales rep: Awww, poor guy. What kind of homework?
Accountant: It was a word search…
Sales rep: [Silence.]Accountant: But he’s not stupid or anything.

2100 Lafayette Street
Louisiana

Posted on May 9, 2018
Coworkers, Gossip, Louisiana

Oh, Honey…

Cube mate to another, about program: How are you hung?

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Posted on October 17, 2017
Body Parts, Coworkers, Louisiana, Questions

3PM Slushie Run

Coworker#1: Okay, I’m back.
Coworker#2: Where did you go?
Coworker#3: We went to get a slushie.
Coworker#2: What? Where’s mine?
Coworker#1: You didn’t say you wanted one.
Coworker#2: Well, must my slushie needs be known to everyone? I just can’t believe you went without even asking me.
Coworker#3: How is she supposed to know if you wanted a slushie?
Coworker#2: I always ask her if she wants one when I go. I even give her money if she wants one. Oh, and look now. Now your’re drinking it in front of me.
Coworker #1: Dude! You never said you wanted one. You even saw me walk out. Do you even want one?
Coworker# 2: No, I’m fine.

19219 N 4th Street
Covington, Louisiana