Director, shouting from inside her office: Just eat the damn strudel and shut up!
Moline, Illinois
Overheard by: Dzesika
Director, shouting from inside her office: Just eat the damn strudel and shut up!
Moline, Illinois
Overheard by: Dzesika
Office rocker girl: I woke up this morning with a guitar pick stuck to my face.
Office rocker guy: That is some kinky shit!
Office rocker girl: I don't even know how it happened.
Prudential Plaza
Chicago, Illinois
Cubicle dweller on phone: If you are right, I will cut off my own foot and mail it to you.
Ravenswood Avenue
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Nikki
Senior VP, flipping through Rolodex: I am just removing the ones that are dead.
Employee: [silent look of horror]Senior VP: Oh, there are only three!
Wacker Drive
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Lisa
Excited sales guy on cell: There’s nothing you could do to a pig that I don’t like.
Lake Shore Drive
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Amazing Amanda
Co-worker #1: Are you doing the Chicago marathon this year?
Co-worker #2: No. I would but I’m already doing another marathon this year and doing two marathons in one year is just too much.
Co-worker #3: How hard is it to train for a marathon? Left, right, left, right, repeat!
Chicago, Illinois
IT nerd: So, we’ll move that code to production at 5 AM on Thursday.
Programmer: Is that in the morning?
Mt. Prospect Plaza, Illinois
Overheard by: smeagol
Boss: I smell your cheese… Or your feet.
Employee: Really? I ate it twenty minutes ago… Wait… What?
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: LOL
Female coworker #1: What did you do at the tailgate party?
Male coworker: I just started playing beanbags with some random people.
Female coworker #2: Hey, have you ever heard of a game called Redneck Horseshoes? It’s sort of like beanbags.
Male Coworker: No, I haven’t heard of it.
Female Coworker #2: Oh, it must just be a Missouri thing.
Female Coworker #1: That’s sounds more like a Missour-ah thing.
Female coworker #2: Missour-ah…where’s that?
Female coworker #1: You know. Everything that’s not St. Louis.
Female coworker #2: Is that a state, or a city or something?
West Monroe Street
Chicago, Illinois
