Idaho

CSM, on holiday preparations: My family makes me want to smuggle drugs in my ass.

Hailey, Idaho

Student: Yeah, my name is Frank, but I go by Franco, only the ‘O’ isn’t an ‘O,’ it’s a sun glyph.

NIC, CDA
Idaho

Male manager to female employees: The black currant vanilla separates the men from the boys.

Idaho

Admin #1: So like, what exactly is the big deal about Einstein anyway?
Admin #2: Uh, how about the Theory of Relativity?
Admin #1: Yeah, I know but like, what else?

University of Idaho
709 Deakin Avenue
Moscow, Idaho

Overheard by: infidel

Coworker to another: You can do amazing things with 2 1/2 inches.

Kamiah, Idaho

Co-worker #1: Okay guys, I’ll see you next week. I’m heading off to Tennessee to see relatives.
Co-worker #2: Well, don’t hook up with anybody.

456 North Kimball Place
Boise, Idaho

Admin on phone: I got a fax in the mail…

Pocatello, Idaho

Coworker to another: But you know, your feet will not look the same at all if they remove that toe.

Boise, Idaho

Overheard by: K

Physical Therapist: How are you today?
Patient: No good.
Physical Therapist: That’s too bad. Why not?
Patient: Because I would rather eat my own foot off than talk to you.

275 South 5th Avenue
Pocatello, Idaho