Film director: He's physically perfect for the role, but I don't think I can knock the gay out of him.
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: arfnotz
Film director: He's physically perfect for the role, but I don't think I can knock the gay out of him.
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: arfnotz
Cube rat #1: The Republicans are coming to town in 2012! Isn't that exciting?
Cube rat #2: Exciting?
Cube rat #1: I mean, for the economy.
Cube rat #2: Yeah, the strip clubs and hookers will won't know what hit them.
Government Office
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: Sandy Paws
Coworker to another: Did you just eat that muffin-top?
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Whitney
Cube guy: Mine didn't have that chickeny rooster thing, though!
Boca Raton, Florida
Manager in office on phone: How, the fuck are you? (pause) Oh, you're in a meeting on speakerphone? Okay, call me later then.
Miami, Florida
Overheard by: QuietCubicleDrone
Admin #1: The new software says ” loading.”
Admin #2: Oh. What does that mean?
Admin #1: It means it's not loading.
Orlando, Florida
Worker #1: Say what you want about me, I get shit fucking done.
Worker #2: Yes, you are an excellent shit fucker.
Boca Raton, Florida
Office guy: Why are you walking like that?
Office girl: I worked out on Saturday and my calves are like little balls of pain.
Orlando, Florida
Male staff accountant to male salesperson: Let's do it together!
Orange Blossom Trail
Florida
Overheard by: female in the cube
Coworker, after three months of working on video-game web project: Are Xbox360 and Wii the same?
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
