Boss: Yeah, so when I run a report and it’s taking a long time, I always think, “Am I hung, or what?”.
2202 North West Shore Boulevard
Tampa, Florida
Boss: Yeah, so when I run a report and it’s taking a long time, I always think, “Am I hung, or what?”.
2202 North West Shore Boulevard
Tampa, Florida
Sales guy: Do you know what the difference between a revolutionist and a terrorist is?
401 N. Tampa Street
Tampa, Florida
Coworker #1: What’s with the Google logo today?
Coworker #2: It’s probably supposed to be symbolic of Terry Schiavo dehydrating or something.
1001 W. Cypress Creek Road
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Safety Manager: Uncooked chicken is just…foul!
5409 N. Florida Avenue
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: Julia
Employee #1: There’s a double standard around here.
Employee #2: What do you mean?
Employee #1: We all compete at an Olympic level while she competes in the Special Olympics and gets paid more.
3301 Gun Club Road
West Palm Beach, Florida
Employee #1: Geez, I’ve actually been so busy today I haven’t been able to check my Philly team sites.
Employee #2: It’s tough to be busy one day out of 365.
Employee #1: It is exhausting.
Computer Science Building
University of Florida
Gainesville, Florida
Co-worker: That new guy is really dumb.
Speakerphone: Well it is fun watching him.
Co-worker: It’s like watching a cat shoveling shit with two broken paws.
8400 36th Street
Miami, Florida
Boss: Well, apparently he has a girlfriend who may be going through cancer treatments. But you can still be friends with him, it’s good to have connections.
Secretary: What? No! I don’t need any more friends. She has cancer? God, I can’t compete with that, forget it.
321 Walnut Street
Green Cove Springs, Florida
Operator, over walkie system: Shoes, you have a call on line 3-4, shoes, line 3-4.
Human resources worker: Hey was that a call for HR Erin?
Operator: No. That was a call for shoes.
Gainesville, Florida
Overheard by: Spizzy
Portly IT guy on phone: That's almost as bad as my cousin kicking a dead man in the head and breaking his jaw.
Jacksonville, Florida
