Employee #1: Geez, I’ve actually been so busy today I haven’t been able to check my Philly team sites.
Employee #2: It’s tough to be busy one day out of 365.
Employee #1: It is exhausting.
Computer Science Building
University of Florida
Gainesville, Florida
Co-worker: That new guy is really dumb.
Speakerphone: Well it is fun watching him.
Co-worker: It’s like watching a cat shoveling shit with two broken paws.
8400 36th Street
Miami, Florida
Boss: Well, apparently he has a girlfriend who may be going through cancer treatments. But you can still be friends with him, it’s good to have connections.
Secretary: What? No! I don’t need any more friends. She has cancer? God, I can’t compete with that, forget it.
321 Walnut Street
Green Cove Springs, Florida
Operator, over walkie system: Shoes, you have a call on line 3-4, shoes, line 3-4.
Human resources worker: Hey was that a call for HR Erin?
Operator: No. That was a call for shoes.
Gainesville, Florida
Overheard by: Spizzy
Portly IT guy on phone: That's almost as bad as my cousin kicking a dead man in the head and breaking his jaw.
Jacksonville, Florida
Female coworker: See you Friday!
Leaving employee: I'm off Friday!
Coworker: See you Saturday!
Leaving employee: I'm off Saturday!
Coworker: See you next week! (mutters under breath) I guess that's the only other option.
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: ISPgypsy
Office woman, annoyed her desk was rearranged: He keeps putting office supplies in my private area!
Jacksonville, Florida
Trainee: So, seriously, can we talk about poop some more?
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Angela
Doctor to nurses: Y'know, I just don't trust dying in America.
Miami, Florida
Overheard by: Stef
