Employee #1: I hear they have a lot of them in new Mexico.
Employee #2: What, drag queens?
Employee #1: No, native Americans.
Employee #2: Oh.
Employee #1: Well, they could have a lot of drag queens there too, I don't really know…
Gainesville, Florida
Fundraiser: Hey, man, I need to raise some money for Multiple Dystrophy…[to other guy at table] Yo, man, what does the “A” stand for?
Muscular Dystrophy Association telethon
Miami, Florida
Defense attorney: I’m going back to the office. God, I hate days like this. Losing blows.
Defendant: Hey, sorry, man. But, really, you didn’t have a chance.
300 East Bay Street
Jacksonville, Florida
Overheard by: Jess
Coworker #1: You know what time I go to lunch! Why’d you wait ’til I was gone to bring your [pregnant] wife by to say hello?
Coworker #2: How am I supposed to control when a woman comes?
1252 Memorial Drive
Coral Gables, Florida
Overheard by: So far so good…
Old, constantly inappropriate boss: I’m gonna bust your ass, girl.
Young girl employee: You’ll do no such thing.
Old, constantly inappropriate boss: Oh, yeah? Why’s that?
Young girl employee: Because I’d karate chop you in the jugular.
14th Street and 3rd Avenue
Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
Overheard by: Still can’t believe I work here
CPA, referring to Buddhist temple client: For me, karma is like retained earnings.
Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
Overheard by: George
IT guy yelling across room: How do you spell ‘boner’?
Orlando, Florida
Coworker to another: Do you know who makes a Chrysler New Yorker?
Ocala, Florida
Overheard by: Nicole B.
Over the loudspeaker: Tiny Steve*, please call 3-8-1*. Tiny Steve… Where is Tiny Steve?
Tampa, Florida
